DEAR ALMOST EVERY ANIME EVER:

businessmeme:

dramatical-harmony:

  • BOOBS DO NOT HAVE SOUND EFFECTS
  • BOOBS DO NOT BLOW IN THE WIND
  • BOOBS DO NOT STAND STRAIGHT UP
  • BOOBS CAN NOT BE TWICE THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU’RE TEN YEARS OLD
  • NIPPLES SHOULD NOT BE LONGER/BIGGER THAN THE ACTUAL BREAST
  • THEY ARE NOT PERFECTLY SPHERICAL 
  • THEY DO NOT BOUNCE BACK WHEN SOMETHING HITS THEM
  • AND THEY ARE NOT GRAVITY DEFYING 

we have a anime tity hater

(via tachibanamakotos)

vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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(via drillbot)

whitegirlsaintshit:

afrofilipino:

theterriblechild:

NOOOO

yesss

my momma would beat my ass if i posted this on facebook. nawl, i’mma just pass on this one.

(via jpnspecial)

(Source: soojunqa, via rune-midgarts)

welcome to my twisted ass

(Source: slimydad, via barack-obottm)

(Source: trashfairie, via jetternity)

gookgod:

you got a fuckin problem officer 

(Source: spookyskeletonpics, via teenagebreakupsong)

robinnnnnnnnnnn:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

(via neptunev)

prozdvoices:

submitted:

OH man okay so I know you probably get a ton of requests all the time, but it’d be hilARIOUS if you could read the sims fanfic from this post

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Wow, my new favorite fanfiction.  I only hope I could convey the emotional depth of the piece and do it justice.

The whole story is here.

(via unclefather)

superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

(via driflloon)

gaikudo:

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

W isn’t a vowel nice try atheists

(via jpnspecial)

"w is not a vowel"

every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

(via jpnspecial)

skyjukebox:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD AT MACHOPS MAILBOX IN POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON

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bruh do you even lift

(via talkshitnojutsu)